St. Thomas revelers were treated to an unforgettable spectacle at this year’s J’ouvert celebrations, courtesy of local legend Duncan, better known in party circles as “Captain Whiskey K.” Draped in his signature kimono over a classic white wife-beater, Duncan took to the streets with a bottle of rum in hand, proving once again that the island’s most unpredictable performer never disappoints.
The Rise of Captain Whiskey K
Known for his wild antics and unshakable love for soca music, Duncan’s transformation into Captain Whiskey K is as much a J’ouvert tradition as paint, powder, and parades. According to witnesses, the transformation into Captain According to witnesses, the transformation into Captain Whiskey K was complete the moment Duncan raised his rum bottle high and declared, ‘Rum buddies for life!’ From then on, it was clear he was ready to take charge of the J’ouvert celebrations.
Leaning Into Trouble
The Captain’s signature move—leaning at an impossible angle while attempting to dance and walk simultaneously—became the talk of the event. “It was like he was testing the limits of his own balance, and losing,” said one amused bystander. “But he never spilled a drop of rum, so I guess that’s impressive in its own way.”
Duncan’s tipsy swagger was accompanied by impromptu inspections for what he affectionately calls “bumpa violations,” earning him both laughs and the occasional playful scolding from fellow revelers.
Reactions From the Crowd
Social media lit up with videos of Captain Whiskey K’s exploits, with hashtags like #KimonoKing and #CaptainLeansalot trending locally. One viral clip shows him passionately explaining to a confused tourist that his kimono isn’t just fashion—it’s “a lifestyle choice.”
“He’s like a J’ouvert superhero,” said one fan. “But instead of saving people, he just makes us laugh until our stomachs hurt.”
The Captain’s Legacy
As the sun rose and J’ouvert wound down, Duncan—still leaning—delivered one final toast to his fellow rum buddies before disappearing into the crowd like a true island enigma. Rumor has it, plans are already underway for Captain Whiskey K to launch a line of party kimonos in time for next year’s festivities.
When asked about his next adventure, Duncan simply declared, “Where there’s rum and soca, you’ll find the Captain.”
