The Roast Report is a personalized, fictional news story service designed to entertain and amuse. We take the details you provide about someone—such as their quirks, hobbies, or funny anecdotes—and craft a humorous “news article” that feels straight out of a satirical newspaper.

It’s simple! You provide us with some details about the person you want roasted, such as their name, personality traits, and funny habits. Our team writes a hilarious, lighthearted news article based on the information you’ve shared.